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Sheizenhammer
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This userpage...

Posted by Sheizenhammer - May 24th, 2012


...Needs more batshit.


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I agree :D

Damn right!
Now all I need is to learn how to do a batshit face in text format. Hmm...

Stfu kid

Age/Gender: n/a, Male.

This entire site needs more batshit.

We need at least some flashes and artwork dedicated to it, if not a whole new day in the NG calendar. Hell, if Mindchamber can get a "robot day" just because of his weirdo technosexual fetishes, then why not have a "batshit day" too? 8D

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

lmfao

Too funny to delete. XD

Yes it does, my friend.

Yes it does....

Tempted to make my profile pic a giant batshit smiley, too.

Seriously.

Also, Bazooka Jack scares me...

Shh! He might hear and use all his gorilla warfare tactics on you too!

lol

I'll mail you some Guano.

Fuck yeah! Then I could go batshit crazy for real! :D

No it doesn't.

I disagree:

8D 8D 8D

you should make a list of funny flamewars

Meh; they tend to get deleted by mods with no sense of humour. And I tend not to find tard-wars funny either, unless they're really, REALLY dumb (the kind that almost always get deleted).

how about screen capture it before it gets deleted like you did with the review

Kinda hard to get an entire flamewar into one screenshot, and you wouldn't believe how much dump space it uses to pile several pictures per mention in there.

There's also the issue of most flamewars just being stupid. Not 'funny' stupid, just stupid.

well here ya go
ffjfjgghfjhfgfddhbbffhvhfnbdhkufgbbfhjgdyuvbye hfavbyufvbyahfdbuyvb

I agree: asdfdassdfasfsdfasdfasdBLAAAAARGH

Anything to do with BillPatton (formerly batman64)? How fitting that would be seeing how batshit he has become.

I have no idea who that is. Now you've got me curious.

<a href="http://billpatton.newgrounds.com/news/post/719170">http://billpatton.newgrounds.com/news/post/719 170</a>

Eh? He used to be a cool guy from the Metal Hell. Then he went totally insane and started insulting everyone who was part of it.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You sir, have made my day for posting that link. I can't even remember writing that comment. XD

gggyvjkn;kuyhgkhjjklujbkgh;l;kuyhjg.lkj;jkfsfc ghm
thank me later

It's been 13 hours. Can I thank you yet?

na it`s fine...
sonic x blaze 4ever

Sonic is for faggots.

Yes, yes it does. Don't they all, don't they all.

BRB, spamming batshit all over everyone else's userpages.

I HATE LITTLE KIDS LIKE YOU

Ah, delicious hate. More please! :D

I'm batshit insane; does that help?

You bet it does! Here; have a seat next to me. :D

I've got an order of batshit for Sheizenhammer, please sign.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ1dYrjuYf4&feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ1dYrjuYf4&amp ;feature=related</a>

I'm signing it with semen right now.

I like to smoke meth.

Okay.

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