If you find me ignorant, enlighten me.
Age 37, Male
Zzzzzz...
Yarm, UK
Joined on 12/31/08
I found this post to be very funny and... what's the word... epic.
<a href="http://thyreviewer.newgrounds.com/news/post/591514">http://thyreviewer.newgrounds.com/new s/post/591514</a>
I recommended your post at the end of my really long guide to becoming a good reviewer.
Good day.
YAY! :D
I like your sign up date :*
Exactly two years after mine
Seriously, what kind of worthless no-lifer spends their New Year's Eve making newgrounds accounts?
...Excuse me while I hang myself. :'(
40.
What the fuck?!
What! I don't get it...
Seriously, what just went down? I read it like 5 times and I still have nothing.
I wish I knew. I want whatever that cunt's on.
o_O
I woke up after my nap and now I'm a hammer! You did this using your hammer-time magic didn't you? :C
Btw you would probably make a good babysitter :D LOL
So, the hammer-dust works. Operation Pink Floyd is a go then MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
P.S: No. I fucking HATE kids.
But I'm a kid....
And I'm really a girl, but don't tell anyone.
Oh, then I suppose this is probably a bad time to tell you that I'm really a 10 year old and a girl. I just hope this won't affect our friendship/sexlife :C
Scissorfest.
Now.
...Isn't your name shithammer? Lol I'm still in first year German.
Also, this may not be as cleverly worded as some of the other reviews, but:
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/0ccb31ac8ec013575863c6d9aebf77d4">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/0 ccb31ac8ec013575863c6d9aebf77d4</a>
I always thought it was obvious what the name said. :P
Also, lol'd. HARD.
Dont Be Mean To Jackblackstile or ill report u
Excuse me while I spam the shit out of whoever the fuck that is. XD
If I'm allowed to say positive things to guys of my gender ...
you're the maximum NG has to offer.
You're giving always enlightening reads to the stupids while you can laugh with the coolies.
For such a big community, though, NG doesn't have many good guys of your sort.
Yeaaaaaah I wanted to leave earlier.
<3
(Guys of my gender? How many genders do guys have...?)
EDIT: (Actually, I don't want to know. Forget I asked. :X )
Vagina.
Party?
I return.
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/8cb4974652e4b4e10f950df81a4a4502">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/8 cb4974652e4b4e10f950df81a4a4502</a>
"People find this review helpful"...
I hope they meant the response, not the review. Brb, flagging it anyway.
Oh christ... : /
hi sheizenhammer
Ohai thar.
did you read this comment?
No. No I did not.
I find it funny that abusive review #2 was helpful
^^Pretty much reason #1 why review-raters are not to be trusted. : /
Ronald-McDonald-LoL
39 is... SO FUCKING GREAT.
Three words that could not have been stated any better.
Sheizenhammer
^^Approved for extreme truth. :D