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Sheizenhammer
If you find me ignorant, enlighten me.

Age 36, Male

Zzzzzz...

Yarm, UK

Joined on 12/31/08

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i called this the lsit of sheizenhammer :D

I call this the sepllign of Nyvrem.

:P XD

what is a seplign???

It's what happens when people don't get the joke about mis-spelling something.

I'd be careful here, man. You are dealing with pure, uncontaminated butthurt. It's radioactive, but more importantly, unstable. One false move, one distracted glance at my handsome facade, and the whole sample will go nuclear.

So THAT's why my tard-o-meter exploded!

Meh; was worth it. Still is for how funny this shit keeps getting. :P

Im always getting you and your alt confused. But will you being adding any more reviews any time soon.

Lol, it works then. I love my stupid alt. :P

I'm not actively looking for these things, and they aren't exactly regular occurrences either. Some days you can find two or three in the space of a few minutes, other times it takes weeks to find one. It took me about a year to find these just by randomly checking every now and then, so don't expect a huge amount of new ones very often.

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/fd3d2f549f61bfc0639c11fa529742aa">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/f d3d2f549f61bfc0639c11fa529742aa</a>
I found one that is pretty.... er, obviously in violation of the NG minimum age requirement.

Oh for the love of...

*sigh* Stupid 9 year olds.

Also, I have two screenies from when the review flagging system was "busted."

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/9c5736dd8e422ba4a4b405c50855a212">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/9 c5736dd8e422ba4a4b405c50855a212</a>
and
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/512bfc3c87f21680d5de03f970e7825e">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/5 12bfc3c87f21680d5de03f970e7825e</a>

Really old, but still relevant and funny.

YAAAY!! OLD SCREENIES!!

I loved the old review thing. Nice to see it again after all this time. Thanks! :D

let us have a minute of silence.
for our society's future is dead.

Why have silence when you can have laughter at the expense of others?

13 and 9 were the best in my mind. I just find it humorous to find reviews like that.
Also, nice level-up.

Thanks! Now I don't recognise my own posts when skimming through threads anymore. :P

Well, I have another contribution...
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/2832c807f27a8af256f2d92ec74d7199">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/2 832c807f27a8af256f2d92ec74d7199</a>
tada. Stupidity rampant.

I literally facepalmed at that.
...In fact, I'm gonna go do it again. BRB.

Get ready to facepalm, I have another fresh one.
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/d97c20bf5efc70a5ea1dda6af153d6e5">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/d 97c20bf5efc70a5ea1dda6af153d6e5</a>

What the actual fuck?

lol

ololol

NEVER MIND I FIGURED IT OUT
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/02d5a1888d0b198d745f6adc94be2cf2">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/0 2d5a1888d0b198d745f6adc94be2cf2</a>

...Dear god, that has to have torn a hole in the fabric of space or something. I mean, focusing that much stupid into a single point can't be too different from splitting an atom on a quantum level.

We're all fucked. Now we just wait for the singularity of retardedness to swallow this world. I'll be out back...

LOL wow this is awesome :D Thanks for sharing.

Heheh, you're welcome. :)

*nïggers all over your face*

Awww yeahhhh....

pretty good, but why dint you leave the names so we could eat them whole?

Some people really are dumb enough to go blindly flagging ALL of someone's reviews if they know that, at some point, one abusive review was left by them. Also because some of these are ancient, and it really isn't fair to people who've since grown up and stopped being idiots to have people read this and then go annoy them over something they did months (if not years) ago.

Ergo, it's to protect the (possibly former) idiots and statwhores alike.

Agreed. Some of the dumbest shit I've ever found was in the obituaries. :D

YOU PENIS!!!!
<a href="http://i.imgur.com/GnwzK.png">http://i.imgur.com/GnwzK.png</a>

PENID!

lol :P

I'm gonna leave this here to see how many people are actually stalking this page for anything they can flag in a sad attempt at getting free whistle points (despite none of them being abusive... just downright retarded).

Also, LOL!

You have to throw a potato at the dartboard.

Of course! It all makes sense now!

BRB, restarting life.

#19 I love the end.
NO ONE FLAG THIS SO HE CAN SEE IT AND FEEL BAD.

THAT IS TOTALLY HOW THIS SHIT WORKS! YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE BECAUSE I'M TYPING IN ALL-CAPS SO I AM SMART!

:P

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