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Sheizenhammer
If you find me ignorant, enlighten me.

Age 37, Male

Zzzzzz...

Yarm, UK

Joined on 12/31/08

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<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/bde2cdb9145a0dcc900c4f2692971424">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/b de2cdb9145a0dcc900c4f2692971424</a>

Yes, there were TWO Picard facepalms right next to each other on a flash.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I fucking LOVE that! XD

dude u r the weirdest/ awesomest person ive ever seen/ heard
ur my new idol/ hero
except u need to cuss more :P

Dicksfuck.

amidoinitrite?

Have you noticed how fucking STUPID the reviews for any Cyanide & Happiness flashes are? The average intelligence of the reviewer barely surpasses that of a chimpanzee.

Seriously, how many fucking quotes do you fucking need!?

"OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT HE FORGOT THE ICE 10/10 5/5"
"ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh sssssssshhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiittttttttt tttt"
"HE FORGOT THE ICE WTF 10/10"

I. Hate. People. Who. Do. This.
Therefore, Beer Run makes me want to burn down an orphanage.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/top ic/1038714

Cyanide and Happiness reviews made me tell Sirtom how to get his petrol.

also please forgive my early-am rant

No, no need, it's most certainly justified.

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/558606">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /558606</a>

The Obits come through again with some good humor.

Oh god, that's a keeper. XD

They are just telling people what they don't like and what the author could do for a better score.

Whistle status: Garbage.

Figures.

I was talking about 5,15,19,21,25.

You honestly think they're good reviews in any way shape or form? Jesus...

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/3cdcd6de432ee95715fc6a373958a4a8">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/3 cdcd6de432ee95715fc6a373958a4a8</a>

apparently this is helpful.

*facepalm*

This is the first time I've raged on the Portal, ever.
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/1c78b28e5d374319c653c66aabb314d4">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/1 c78b28e5d374319c653c66aabb314d4</a>

To fully understand my rage, you must see this next screenshot.

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/b43dca142a16fec17553b29c384ab82f">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/b 43dca142a16fec17553b29c384ab82f</a>

I.... I don't know what to say...

The worst one is when you're one vote too late and it's at exactly 1.60. I COULD'VE BLAMMED THAT LITTLE FUCKER IF I'D CLICKED IT 10 SECONDS EARLIER!!!!

RRRRRAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRR!!!!!!!!111 !!!11!!one!!!1

Bookmared, oh your hilarious.

:D ^___^

Oh cool, your pic is the picture of the chromosome that Wilkins and Franklin took.

You're the first person to actually notice. Your e-cookie's in the post.

Also, 100TH COMMENT YAY!

Interesting.

Cool.

Hey hammer guess what.

What?

The Game

You just lost it. HA!

*passes you note*

hai hammer <3

do u leik me

_ _
|_| yes |_| no

*blushes and skips away in my miniskirt*

Bleachers. 10 mins. Bring lube.

3 way?

YESH!

YAY THREE MORE

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *fapfapfapfapfap*

*fap fap fap fap fapfapfapFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFPFPFPFFPFPFP FPPFFPFPFPFPFPPSMACKFAP-FAP-FAP-FAP FAP

FAP SPURT

fap spurt

fap...

fap squish

spurt*

Unf unf unf unf unf unf unfunfunfunfunfuuuuunnnnfffffffff fffff

Aaaaaahhhh.... ^______^

Athos is a GHEY FAYGEHT

^^^^^^

EDIT: lol, deleted fayghet. XD

Hey yo so question

Are we (you, me Jedi-Master) kinda like three gay lov- I mean the three musketeers?

Yes. To all.

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