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Sheizenhammer
If you find me ignorant, enlighten me.

Age 36, Male

Zzzzzz...

Yarm, UK

Joined on 12/31/08

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has spoketh the trueth

believe it.

Do you mean the userpage itself or the news post?

All of the above.

I took a dump on this newspost, then I made love to it.

Things are progressing well.

SHITFAGGOT GANBANG ACTIVATE!!! *jumps in*

Do you look at your old posts, or comments connected to them?

Nope.

Why not?

Too lazy.

May I contribute to the batshit?

*ahem* BOOLA BOOLA BOOLA!!!!

WOLOLOOOOO0OO!!

Go fuck yourself.
(am I doing it right?)

Meh; close enough.

I enjoy raping your mother.
(added some more)

So does she.

You should make a badass drawing ^_^ and post it onto here ^_^

I can't draw for shit, though.

How Are You Toaday ShitHammer?

I'm gay, thanks.

I doubt it.

There is always room for more batshit. ALWAYS!

Hey ShitHammey!
YOU SUCK
I HATE YOU
FUCK YOU
GO CRY IN A CORNER
AND DIE
IN A FIRE

More! MORE!!!

I can't give more. The previous post almost killed me.

Well then, we know what that makes you...

*click*

...Expendable. >:)

Damn sheizenhammer, you're one crazy bitch.

HNNNNNNNNNNG

ONE ENTIRE MONTH WIThOUT BaTSHiT!!1!1!!!11!
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I find your lack of quality batshit disturbing.

HAPPY GUY FAWKES' NIGHT!!!!!! Which also happens to be my birthday, let's blow up the House of Lords.

NOW WE'RE TALKING!

*gets armadillo*

(Yes, we will need an armadillo, shut up.)

get a life next time

lol butthurt.

Greetings Sheizenhammer,

I am a Nigerian prince living in Nigeria. I am trying to raise awareness for my country's desperate need for gold-plated whore robots and would like your help! For a donation of just two thousand dollars, I will personally send you an autographed Nintendo 64 and a goat. Or the platinum package, for 3k, involves me doing all of the above and you sending me three thousand dollars.

Gibe mone plis :'C

OK HERE IS MONEY:

$$$$$$$$$

WAIT, WHY IT NOT WORK??

Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BATMAN!!!!!

Batmanshit? FUCK YEAH!

Wait what is that in your profile pic

I was wondering when someone would ask:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feat ure=endscreen&NR=1&v=qCj7h6cTpOg

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