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Sheizenhammer
If you find me ignorant, enlighten me.

Age 36, Male

Zzzzzz...

Yarm, UK

Joined on 12/31/08

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I lol'd at 20

I facepalm'd at it. Still do sometimes.

Why would Obama come and delete something off of Newgrounds? o -o He's too busy sitting on his not doing anything

Leave this topic, authorities are being contacted.

your good, but however I made a lot of mistakes in this I got a sliver whistle but due to my bad mistakes it turned to normal again.

Reason number one why you only go for the really obvious crap right there. I mean, there's more than enough blatant abuse around here to get you a decent whistle without needing to go flagging the borderline stuff anyway.

But this particular post was only about having some fun with the biggest piles of fail I've found so far, so meh. If you want a better whistle, check the post immediately before this.

aww shucks you put the review I gave you in your post Thanks. There was a funny one I will have to track down that gave me a small chuckle. Also I made a review like # 20 in my newbish days. I got banned for 7 days. This post was great I could not stop laughing for 25 minutes. Its hard to believe there are users like that. Nice job on finding all of these. Each time you find a real crazy review you should add it on to this

Hahaha. I suppose everyone has a 'noob period'. Probably where most of this shit comes from, come to think of it.

And yes, I will be updating this as and when I find more ridiculous ones to add to the list. ;)

found it. It gives me a small chuckle. I laugh even more now cause in this post you were talking about users and there bad reviews. This is like 3 in 1
<a href="http://i.imgur.com/rAhQU.png">http://i.imgur.com/rAhQU.png</a>

XD

You've just reminded me of a review pair I had lying around in the dump:
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/it em/dc0309491b83d707a173309c91b343 0d

I'll add it later... when I'm done laughing at it some more. :P

i love the idea of " hey, i wonder how much we can crank the derp-o-meter for?"

"i cracks ups every time!" (tokey, metalocalypse)

Hahaha, yeah.

haha, nice collection you have there

Lol, thanks! :D

How did you know it was the N word I was blanking out? I do not like that word. How long has it taken you to find all of these? Its been a day and I still laugh. This is a freaking gold mine of laughter though.

The review just had that kind of N-Bomb tone to it. It gets kinda predictable after a while. :P

I have no idea when I started saving these. Probably about a year or so, since I'm only saving the worst of the worst here.
That said, I did find two more just today, so I suppose it goes as quickly as your willingness to look for them. I'll put 'em up later... when I can think of suitable ways to publicly mock them. XD

Dude. You can't stop at 20. You gotta keep tracking these down. They're hilarious!

Already got 21 and 22 lined up, lol.

Watch this space... :P

EDIT: There you go. :D

Why did you change your sig? That was one of my favorite sigs on NG even though it was made in MS paint. In loving memory of your sig here is to versions of your sig I made. Its not really your type it was just a fun sig to make
<a href="http://i.imgur.com/SsQ2k.jpg">http://i.imgur.com/SsQ2k.jpg</a>
Egyptian version <a href="http://i.imgur.com/wKtUy.jpg">http://i.imgur.com/wKtUy.jpg</a>

Hmm. I thought everyone had gotten bored of the sig already. Maybe I should upload all my old MSpaint ones to the dump and post the links somewhere?

I just found it funny that you could actually get the error message to say that about reviews. No, it's not an edit.

I approve of your shenanigans.

I approve of your approval. And this comment.

*Hits 'approve' button* :D

the funnioest review ive ever seen (before i saw this post) said:
Your movies stink to shit and your mouth smells to pennis(You like the one of your dad).

XD

Lemme guess: 10 year old Mexican who only started taking English classes 2 weeks ago?
I love ones like that. So fucking funny in their failure!

Sometimes I wish I wasn't the same species as these people. Nice collection.

I swear, some of these HAVE to be bots... right?

Right???

-___-
Stupid society!

well you don't sound like a idiot(this is not sarcasm)

Umm... thanks? o_0 <_< >_>

I find that it's the 11-year old idiots on this site who don't even understand the point of the review space. They think it's exactly the same as comments on YouTube. Makes me want to rage.

Agreed. God how I agree...

im sorry there was too much to read so i just commented.... BLAME MY ADD!!!

Okay.

how the fuck is 20 a fail, it's funny and clearly done on purpose.

Because it was left on an obviously malicious flash that anyone with half a brain would've realised was going to be deleted anyway, and although deliberate, it was done solely out of butthurt over review bans. Also, that's exactly what the review space isn't for.

I've never seen butthurt that pure before. :P

Holy shit, so much information.

You know you love it really.

Got an entry for you.

Now making a review like that was bad enough, but lying to make it seem like you were a totally pro 1337 skillz gamer makes it worse. Not to mention that the person who made the game is known for his difficult level design.
<a href="http://imgur.com/OGTp6">http://imgur.com/OGTp6</a>

BAHAHAHAHA!! I do love people who go zero-bombing games just because they suck at them. 'WAH I CAN'T BEAT IT EVEN AFTER TRYING THE SAME N00B-TACTIC OVER AND OVER FOR A WHOLE 10 MINUTES WTF THIS R IMPOSSIBLE!!!'

good collection of dumb reviews

Thanks. :D

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