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Sheizenhammer
If you find me ignorant, enlighten me.

Age 37, Male

Zzzzzz...

Yarm, UK

Joined on 12/31/08

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No sharing because no one (Tails) wants to pay for lube just to have a certain someone (everyone) waste it on non-sexual activities like last time.

Slicking down the toilet seat and hallway was funny, and you damn well know it! >:(

I do know it. WE just have to do it on our own time.

Note to self: Make sure Tails is caught by the toilet seat lube trick again, if I'm having to use my own lube for it. >:P

Holy shit yes, I have been playing with sleepy Koala Bears as well!

First they don't do anything, but when you get to far and massage their pussy, they get aggressive as hell!

Bullshit they get aggressive! You just don't know how to make a koala cum properly.

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/feeb988735521d832fec1f6542aeb6d4">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/f eeb988735521d832fec1f6542aeb6d4</a>

Please excuse me while I go break SirTom out of jail so we can burn down an orphanage.

Not really, but this kind of stupidity is inexcusable.

BRB, fetching balaclava and molotovs.

what submission were numbers 31 and 32 on. now i wanna see it XP

Crap, I forgot to bookmark it. >_<!

Ask ilikeblamingcrap up there; he seems to know where they came from better than me right now. :X

2 review are true

lern2review pl0x

Give us their usernames damn you :D
Also sometimes authors can be fucking stupid <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/3f82d538d36428afeb2bb2ea6ef3ef97">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/3 f82d538d36428afeb2bb2ea6ef3ef97</a>

For the millionth fucking time, NO! :P

Also, agreed. Can you imagine how utterly fucked some of them would be if review response flagging was made possible? XD

PROTIP: I know the location to each of the reviews (the ones that haven't been deleted yet, obviously.)

Good for you. Your suck-off session is in the mail.

:P

I've started a nuzlocke and now until it's done I shall annoy the shit out of you with it.

I have no idea what the fuck you're on about... But I guess I'll be finding out soon enough anyway. o_0

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/a7fe1d88861ddad084deb909baf69865">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/a 7fe1d88861ddad084deb909baf69865</a>

This review is AWESOME.

Mmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyy kkkkkeeeeeyyyyyybbbbboooooaaaarrr rrrdddd iiiiiisssss aaaallllllllllllllll ssssssttttttiiiiiiccccckkkkkkkyyy yyyy bbbbbbeeeeeeeccccccaaaaauuuuussss sseeeeee Iiiiiiiii jjjjjjuuuuuussssstttttttt jjjjjjjjiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzee eeddddd oooooonnnnn iiiiiittttttt!!!!!!!!!!111111

(^Actual review I saw once, years before I made this account. :P)

Holy shit I just relized my account is older.

lol, 26 days.

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/4e38df383a1253f444411811640de7e2">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/4 e38df383a1253f444411811640de7e2</a>
This is truly something to brag about.
Pfffft. Moron.

For fuck's sake...

@34

Whaaaaaat?

I don't even know anymore. Fuck.

LMAO most of these reviews just makes you wonder... is there anything I wouldn't masturbate to? :3

No. No there isn't.

*faps to diamond-armada's hair* :P

*faps to Shadlings art*

*faps to ILBC's face*

wat

MMMMMMMM GIMMIE MORE

OK.
(_)_)=====D~~ O:

How's that? Want more?
(_)_)==============D~~~~ O:

Now bend over.

...This is a gold mine of failures of others. XD This is just one reason why Newgrounds is awesome!

Oh, yeah, and about the whole Zarfot commotion and your comment:

I hate you. In that friendly, accepting kind of way, not the "murder threat" way.

*curls up into a ball in the corner of the room and facepalms repeatedly*

Seriously, though, these dumped reviews are WAY worse than any of Zarfot's "poor effort" reviews. That's not to say that I'll stop commenting on Zarfot's posts, though. It somehow gives me something to do on my "to-do" list -- making comments to try to help take down a troll, instead of ignoring Zarfot like any other person. (I've learned nothing, haven't I?) Just wait until Zarfot sees this...

(I hope you didn't laugh at my comments the most, but if you did, then that's completely fine with me.)

FYI, Zarfot's already banned from reviewing things, so there's no further point in raging at him. When he inevitably starts doing it again once the ban ends, he'll be permabanned and all his reviews will be deleted.

Next time, just forward him to the review mods, OK? There's a list of them in the FAQ, under 'moderators'. Whining at him is exactly what he wants; you cry, he wins, attempts at 'taking down a troll' or not.

*rz

OOOOOH BABY MY BODY IS READY

*Furious uncontrollable ass sex*

I looked through all of these and all of them were funny. The one where the kid couldnt spell anything correctly... I know what submission he was reviewing. You also forgot to blur out the Facebook Reality review too.

If I blocked that out, it wouldn't have been anywhere near as funny. Besides, the username doesn't appear on it, so it's fine as per my own rules on these things.

I swear to god if Obama deletes NG, I am gonna turn Racist.

Otherwise, I don't mind zarfot anymore. Except when he comments at pictures I make.

Political talk: Why is it that everyone says George W. Bush is the worst president? I can think of 3 presidents who sat on their lazy @$$ doing a horrible job.

Back to NG: I havent really found a use to use the whistle, considering I am unsure how to use it, and Its probably better if I don't... on some occaisions.

PS: Its not that I am immature, Its that I have a short temper.

Update: He's permabanned now. XD

I wouldn't know about most of the presidential crap here, I live in England. Most of it is just retarded bandwagoning, though, so I wouldn't pay much attention even if I lived in America, TBH.

If you want to learn what to do with the whistle, the newspost before this one might help... if you can read all of it. :X

PS: Inability to control your temper is one of the main signs of immaturity. :P

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