You also leave awesome comments.
also, I have a favorite review type, "Your controls fail"
I've been watching some idiot recently leaving reviews about bad controls, pro tip: its his computer not the game.
If you find me ignorant, enlighten me.
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Oh fuck yes; I completely forgot about the ham-fisted morons who refuse to accept their own keyboard failings as the reason why they can't play shit on Newgrounds. As well as those who expect their Windows 95 PC to run everything perfectly, too.
I should go look for some of those. Been a while since I've had a look for any more in general, so why not, eh?
I had an awkward conversation picture of 2 comments with responses. Want to see it?
Eh, why not.
Lmao 34. was the best to me XD.
Honestly though my friend Im not sure what is worse right now: the insane amount of crappy reviews being posted or people 5ving everything : /
(sigh) Too many voters have the "sheep" mentality......
On a side-note, I haven't had lamb Kabobs in awhile >:D
(meaning time to search the portal lol)
Any system will have its weak points and abusers, so meh. Shit happens; not much anyone can do about it. The next redesign will likely bring more weaknesses / abuses to come. Shit happens.
: /
So- do chain mail reviews and illegal reviews get collected by you? Or do you only collect really stupid reviewer's original reviews.
Chain mail reviews are usually done by spambots, so there not really eligible for being "dumb" reviews anyway. No, I only collect the purest examples of undiluted stupidity and butthurt.
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/43c060a420800a814d804b2674e34d87">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/4 3c060a420800a814d804b2674e34d87</a>
This was on a [KK] flash...
....Somehow even dumber than no.12... x_0
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/c4395319a5cb1e028a31531cae71e88a">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/c 4395319a5cb1e028a31531cae71e88a</a>
What's your reaction?
That's not awkward at all.
I am disappoint. >:(
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/566038">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /566038</a>
The moment I clicked on that, it passed. But there is a bigger problem. I clicked on it, because it was red. It was on the verge of death, and it passed with a score of 0.79.
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE?
You sure there wasn't a flood of votes at the end of it? Whenever something gets hilighted in red, loads of people come to zero it. If it had passed just after getting the red status, all those people would've lowered the score considerably in only a couple of minutes after it passing. I can see it's got enough votes to give that theory some credit at least, so I wouldn't call shenanigans on the system just yet.
Yet.
HAHA SILLY ATHEISTS BEING SILLY
HAHA FUCKING CHRISTFAGS BEING RETARDED
It's an endless cycle of dumbshits.
Endless troll-fodder, too. -__-'
So I got 102 reviews deleted yesterday.
Your e-cookie is in the mail. :D
huh 35 seems like a bunch of retarded religous fags(the kind of people I hate)
Religious trolling is fun.
Almost as fun as anti-America trolling. :P
check out this fag
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/topic/1241256">www.newgrounds.com/topic/1241256</a>
Wow, that agnry faic is such a fag.
well that thread I was trying to show was about a butthurtfag that got ban for multinoobing cause he thought someone was talking shit about him but apperently that was his alt talking mess
So... same shit different day?
Sounds like it. : /
#34+ can't be real
They can't be
That's simply impossible
...
Now i want all my 10/10er-reviews deleted ... :(
Okay, I wanted this already long ago.
When it comes to fucktards on the internet, nothing is impossible.
Also, try pissing a review mod off until they delete them for you. :P
Misspelling a famous character's name is one thing, but not knowing a famous character's name is completely a different thing. Even if it ends the same. Maybe this guy... might...
Ah fuck it just take a look at this.
<a href="http://fuckyoutesticle.newgrounds.com/news/post/574823">http://fuckyoutesticle.newgrounds.com /news/post/574823</a>
...Are you STILL not able to spot an obvious troll when you come accross one?
-__-'
Holy shit dude, these are really hilarious, as looking to my own reviews, everyone flag them now! :D
OK IMMA FLAG ALL OF THEM RIGHT N--
Whistle status: garbage.
FFFFFFFFFF----!!! >:(
Looks like you've got a secret admirer or else a really obvious alt, either way I'm really confused lmao (<a href="http://shiezenhammer.newgrounds.com/news/post/501077">http://shiezenhammer.newgrounds.com/n ews/post/501077</a>).
Congratulations, you found my alt. :P
Oh my god.... 37 reaches a new level of stupidity that I've never seen before. I seriously hope he forgets his password and never comes back. Jesus....
Also, this:
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/bb598b2506663020908df751bb9896b9">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/b b598b2506663020908df751bb9896b9</a>
Just WHY.
Makes me wish I had voodoo dolls for this shit. >:(
Also, the icon in that review probably goes a long way in explaining the coherence level in the text. I R DO TEH SHROOMS WOOOOOO!!!!11!!11!!one!!
Stupid little kids and their petty drug experiments. : /
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/b14966a05e24dd5084157c0672c1f94f">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/b 14966a05e24dd5084157c0672c1f94f</a>
Come on man... This is unacceptable.
LOL IT GOT DELETED SO I MADE ANOTHER
I'm never gonna get a 'bitchslap' button on my keyboard, am I?
:(
I need to pay attention to this more. <3
Damn right you do!
Now get back in my ass. ;P
ilikeblamingcrap
Hey bro, I'm a gold whistle now!
Sheizenhammer
Woo! :D