The Obituaries fucking rock. A lot of the best comments ever are there.
Some of them are horribly abusive because they know it's going to be deleted. I love it.
If you find me ignorant, enlighten me.
Age 37, Male
Zzzzzz...
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I need to go obituary-trawling more often, to be honest. Too many good ones to ignore. :P
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/0ef4f80ba6b1d4b93ee8669532f5c285">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/0 ef4f80ba6b1d4b93ee8669532f5c285</a>
There is so fucking much wrong with this.
"People find this review helpful!"
People need to be lined up against a wall and beaten with the AIDS stick. >: /
My fellow religious people are fucking stupid. I like to think god has a sense of humor. As long as it's not out saying "FUCK CHRISTFAGS AND THEY'RE N****R N****R N****R SHIT GOD" he wouldn't flip out.
FUCK CHRISTFAGS AND THEY'RE N****R N****R N****R SHIT GOD!!
*Waits for lightning bolt*
....Nope, looks like no-one even cares about that much. :D
Oh shut up you dirty atheist. >:C
Do you want me to put a church up my ass for you every Sunday? :3
Your aura is dark? it was evil
......What?
wat
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/bfcc69faf0e9cdf2619963564fbb4639">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/b fcc69faf0e9cdf2619963564fbb4639</a>
o_0?
Number 37 makes me want to continuously ram my head up against a brick wall until either it breaks or I do.
Lemme know how that goes.
Failure to do so will force me to assume the wall won. :P
The wall broke, not me.
Anyhow, this guy seems like a complete dumbass to me.
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/3db4325a582da94098834f0edda20d64">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/3 db4325a582da94098834f0edda20d64</a>
Flash he reviewed:
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/503761">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /503761</a>
*Facepalm*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I'm sorry; I know I shouldn't let this through for the lack of a blanked-out username, but moronity of that caliber deserves to be met with public humiliation. XD
I now got permanently banned from the forums (per request... MY request) and will try to make outstanding reviews and to get befriended with the NGer ITSELF instead with the forums.
Aren't that great news ... Newgrounds pros should get more power, and this really seriously: Shitty 1-line reviews are made so quickly, this stupid behavior of the typical NGer kills good reviews...
There should be a system, were (like on youtube) well rated reviews are immediately viewable on top of the review thread, BUT: only the votes of high level whistle status users count and can decide wether a review suits to be a merit or not.
And the next thing I'm going to improve is my English.
Yes, I like spreading good news. Or ... I'm fed up with "The Behavior of the typical NGer"
Bleh; there'll always be review idiots, no matter how many restrictions you put on the system.
Hey hammer, you happy for us Americans?
You couldn't PAY me to give a fuck.
Injoy these obituaries
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/568890">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /568890</a>
I suck fatz.
fatz.
.....BAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!
!!!
Holy shit, I'm glad that I found this! Speaking of internet trolls, you should go after cheesethegrater when the opportunity arises.
:D
Will do.
37: I wonder if TomFulps Next update is gonna include that many abuse buttons next?
Oh please... PLEASE....
Can I have the next microwave you throw out?
....This is easily the most random comment I've ever got on any of my newsposts, on any of my accounts.
WHATTHEFUCKDOYOUWANTOLDMICROWAVES FOR?? x_x
Can I fuck a mouse on your bed then borrow your hose, a wire hanger, 4 knifes and an egg? Then can I have £20?
Still not as random as the one above it. He actually meant that!
I was serious about the £20.
I haz no moniez. :(
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>Ceap in
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You know? I saw the first review on I-Bot's piece of art, that kinda sucks anyway.
.....Wut?
OMG...... Can you say sequel?
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/569672">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /569672</a>
Lmfao, I can't wait to see the reviews that this flash will surely generate >:D
Ehh, I liked the other one better.
Still funny to watch people baww about them, though. XD
ilikeblamingcrap
k
*gets in*
Sheizenhammer
Aahh.... That's better. ^___^